A Day In The Mouth Of Caleb

Caleb: "Mommy, if I was an Alien I wouldn't drink gas!"

Me: "Okay-I guess that would be a good thing. You do know that there is no such things as aliens-right?  Well, except that we are aliens..and this isn't our final home."

Caleb: " But our house is on it!  It has to be our home."

Me: "It is our temporary home until Jesus comes back and takes us to our new home in Heaven."

Caleb: "So is God testing us to see how we will treat our new home in Heaven?"

Me:  "That is a real nice thought-but no-we are on earth to Praise and Glorify God and to share His love to others.  We need to tell others about what Jesus did on the cross for them.  That is why we go out every week to tell others about Jesus."

Caleb: "Oh!"


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FYI:  This is Caleb speaking-there isn't a new baby-Caleb is becoming very interested in a new sibling to call his own-I would in a heartbeat-but just isn't what the Lord has planned for us.  So here is his conversation to me:{the when use to be if-he is so funny!!  He really gets talking to himself in this one!}

Caleb: "Mommy, when God gives us our new baby-you can name him Ezekiel Hanchen{this is a name that he made up a while ago}....ahhahahahaha......Caleb and Ezekiel Hanchen your breakfast is ready...what?!  That is such a funny name! Hhahahahhahahahha-so funny!!!"

Me:  "Hahhaha.....yes you are!"

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Caleb grabbed my hand on Friday kissed it and said "I love you sweet little lady" he is just so precious!!  One day it wont be my hand he is kissing-it will be his wife's and I hope she gets the same sweet smile, the bright gleam in his eye, and the same sweet message that I received then!  Oh, mere words can not describe my love for the boy of mine!

 

♥Thank you Lord, so much for this one little miracle you have given to me!!♥

A Day In The Mouth Of Caleb

Little Coley~Boy Wonder

His words from the everyday....

#1- C: Mommy, why does the bottle of water have bubbles in it when you take a drink?

Me: Because it is the air escaping into the bottle of water

C:  Oh!  I thought it was your thirst leaving!

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We were on our way to a friends house to play......

#2 C:Haahahaha, Mommy....

Me: Yes, Caleb

C:  I am going to look like Mr Bob {husband of my friend}..

Me: Huh?

C:  Look!  It is because, I have a chocolate milk jug mustache!

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We were traveling to church one day and Caleb was being a little noisy

so...

#3 Greg:  Caleb, can you please be a little quieter?

Caleb: Why?

Greg: Because silence is gold....

Caleb:  So what is silver?

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Caleb was in his Sunday School Class and his teacher asked him to quote the Ten Commandments.  So he quote them and went on to coloring.  Well, something happened and his teacher said

#4 Teacher:  Caleb you just broke one of the commandments..do you know which one it was

He got all concerned and asked her...

Caleb:  Was it thou shalt not commit adultery? 

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Caleb was sitting in the car with two of his buddies from church

#5 Me: Okay Caleb it's time for the guys to leave

Caleb: Awwww, can you guys come live at my house?

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#6Caleb: Mommy if you have another kid like me you can name them Caleb too

so then if I die because I got run over you would still have a Caleb

{so morbid!}

DEFINITIONS:

Buddy:  This is a male friend-do not reference this to a friend that is a girl!  You will be told no Mommy

she's not a boy....I have yet to find out what you call a girl that is your friend.

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Haraboom: This is the sound that the fast train makes-do not say it is the sound that the slow train makes

you will be corrected very, very quickly!

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Pretend...

Knight = Caleb

Princess = Mommy

Dragon = Daddy

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Dying room:  This is the place where we eat...I really hope and pray that my food isn't that bad...

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Sahvegetable:  His thankful bite of vegetables-I always told him he had to have some vegetables

so he thinks it is one word and he runs it together